Stories, comedy, comics, essays, and stuff

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How Not To Learn Japanese

Efficacy is the enemy.

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Too Soon

No, your shitty joke wasn't too soon. It just wasn't funny.

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My Court Case in Tokyo

That time I sued some companies in Tokyo

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The Divine Right of Black Panther

The movie was cool and all, but fuck monarchies

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Cryptocurrencies

So you want in on cryptocurrencies?

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Masturbation

Not doing it won't make you one with the universe.

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Making Women Have Sex

The male myth that sex was their achievement.

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How I Could Vote For Trump

I kind of hate the left these days.

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Discovery and Race and Tropes

Star Trek is still addicted to progressive racism.

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Bitcoin

All you need to know about Bitcoin without any new words to confuse you.

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Wonder Woman

I like feminism when it's sexy.

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High Heels

Do I fetishize high heels as much as I feel I do?

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I Hate This Feeling

I turn into a misogynist every time a hot chick walks into the room.

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She Cries Beautifully

What I'm thinking when I stop talking in the middle of a fight.

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