Stories, comedy, comics, essays, and stuff.

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So you want in on cryptocurrencies?

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Not doing it won't make you one with the universe.

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Making Women Have Sex

The male myth that sex was their achievement.

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How I Could Vote For Trump

I kind of hate the left these days.

Books I've written

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I mainly use this to post pictures of random things I come across that amuse me. Maybe if I made a thing and I want you to see it. Anyway, I try to avoid "look how awesome my life is" pictures.

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I use this mainly to post links to things like when I've updated my blog, or maybe mentions of me in other places, and that sort of thing.