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I watch people die

Does watching another human die make you a bad person?

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How Not To Learn Japanese

Efficacy is the enemy.

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Too Soon

No, your shitty joke wasn't too soon. It just wasn't funny.

Books I've written

My Instagram

I mainly use this to post pictures of random things I come across that amuse me. Maybe if I made a thing and I want you to see it. Anyway, I try to avoid "look how awesome my life is" pictures.

My Twitter

I use this mainly to post links to things like when I've updated my blog, or maybe mentions of me in other places, and that sort of thing.