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I could fuck a robot I could fuck a robot I could fuck a robot I could fuck a robot

I could fuck a robot

My humanity can be hacked

How I'd like to die How I'd like to die How I'd like to die How I'd like to die

How I'd like to die

Or not die if that's an option

The cult of algorithms The cult of algorithms The cult of algorithms The cult of algorithms

The cult of algorithms

We're all members, like it or not, mostly not

Why I don't date Why I don't date Why I don't date Why I don't date

Why I don't date

A healthy sense of failing at life

Spider-man: Far From Home, my rambling review Spider-man: Far From Home, my rambling review Spider-man: Far From Home, my rambling review Spider-man: Far From Home, my rambling review

Spider-man: Far From Home, my rambling review

Iron Man sucks

Ethical human meat Ethical human meat Ethical human meat Ethical human meat

Ethical human meat

Would you eat an ethical human burger

Too many princes Too many princes Too many princes Too many princes

Too many princes

What rejection really means

Privacy herd immunity Privacy herd immunity Privacy herd immunity Privacy herd immunity

Privacy herd immunity

You're being profiled through your friends

Ambition versus time Ambition versus time Ambition versus time Ambition versus time

Ambition versus time

I don't want to have to stop trying

A healthy fear of death A healthy fear of death A healthy fear of death A healthy fear of death

A healthy fear of death

I think being afraid of death is a good thing

The Lithium of Experience The Lithium of Experience The Lithium of Experience The Lithium of Experience

The Lithium of Experience

Mortality is measured in increments of lowered expectations.

I watch people die I watch people die I watch people die I watch people die

I watch people die

Does watching another human die make you a bad person?

How Not To Learn Japanese How Not To Learn Japanese How Not To Learn Japanese How Not To Learn Japanese

How Not To Learn Japanese

Efficacy is the enemy.

Too Soon Too Soon Too Soon Too Soon

Too Soon

No, your shitty joke wasn't too soon. It just wasn't funny.

My Court Case in Tokyo My Court Case in Tokyo My Court Case in Tokyo My Court Case in Tokyo

My Court Case in Tokyo

That time I sued some companies in Tokyo

The Divine Right of Black Panther The Divine Right of Black Panther The Divine Right of Black Panther The Divine Right of Black Panther

The Divine Right of Black Panther

The movie was cool and all, but fuck monarchies

Cryptocurrencies Cryptocurrencies Cryptocurrencies Cryptocurrencies

Cryptocurrencies

So you want in on cryptocurrencies?

Masturbation Masturbation Masturbation Masturbation

Masturbation

Not doing it won't make you one with the universe.

Books I've written

My Instagram

These days I'm using Instagram to post my sketches. Also sometimes if something random and amusing happens.

My Twitter

I put up a tweet whenever I update my blog, and I also cross post my drawings from Instagram.